Being a Squirtool

My friend told me this story. He was a kid and watching Pokemon when he tried to mimic Squirtle. I guess he tried raising his pitch too much that he choked or something. I find it frigging ridiculous.

Oh right, some Pokemon jokes!
I guess he ran out of PP for Watergun!
Maybe he cancelled his evolution!
His "Mimic" failed!

Ok that's all I got.

I Have A Theory About Perpetual Cuteness

"Oh I know! This banana will do."

Why the box? Maru the cat of course.

Tried making it a gif but it's either slow or colored very differently. Makeagif.com doesn't even work for it.

That Moral Dilemma

I found 400 Pesos ($9.2) on the floor in the mall. It was the top floor so only few people pass by. Like most people, I picked it up and looked around, trying to look for the owner, but saw no one close. Talked to my best bud and then my brother. Best bud says to step on the money and pretend to tie your shoe laces (why didn't I think of that?!) and keep the money. Bro says to donate it. I bought pizza. The End.

Originally this comic was going to be longer, and featuring how different people react to finding money on the floor and what they'll do with it but I wanted it much simpler.